my computer has been taken hostage

I would totally write a new blog, but my husband has taken over the computer. I'm not kidding, he is hogging it mega time!! He just got up to make popcorn and I dived in to at least write this little note. I think our computer chair is permanently shaped like his butt. Oops. He is reading this over my shoulder now.  Okay, he walked away back to his popcorn. I guess I could go on now that he has left, but it's kinda grossing me out that the seat is still warm from his perma-butt.
Outs!